Have you ever seen a kitchen contraption wondered, “Why is this so horny? “

You are not alone, our gutter-minded friend.

Sometimes, these items can’t help but be shaped the way they are. Citrus reamers should be required to diminished and submersion blenders need to spin like a vibrator to mush up meat. We’re not sure why a microwave clean needs to look like it’s sold at Spencer’s in the plaza, but alright.

Either way, Amazon has too many of these parts for sale that we just couldn’t ignore it anymore. You may get a weird look from strangers when you bust out one of these in public, but you can assure any spectator that you’re not actually patronizing for a as plug in public — it’s simply a strawberry branch remover that looks like a butt plug. Read more …

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